True story
  • me:

    *walks into comic book store again*

  • me:

    So this is, like, the 3rd time I've come here. Do you have any Deadpool kills the marvel universe yet or-

  • cashier:

    no.

  • me:

    are you serious

  • cashier:

    Yes, sorry.

  • me:

    when are you going to get more?

  • cashier:

    I'm not sure, I'm afraid you'll just have to wait-

  • me:

    I DID MY WAITING

  • me:

    TWELVE YEARS OF IT

  • cashier:

    IN AZKABAN!

  • me:

    ....

  • cashier:

    ....

  • me:

    So I'll just let myself out

 
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