makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
dslites: why does chad just carry a basketball to every class like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies chad u ok chad chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
SEE caT THIS is whaTHAPPENSwh en we `1 try tto BLOGANd cUddle at The same time
my stomach just dropped the bass
unfreshing: this is my favorite video of the year so far
canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
thehobodad: For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
thickbrowsensei: misskenzierain: thickbrowsensei: Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra you misspelled season three of sherlock you misspelled my foot in your ass
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: it is ok friend i know you aren’t feeling so great right now friend but just know that you are great and that i am here for you and you deserve happiness and things will get better i promise you that friend
kabukins: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT WHAT
40 Interesting Dream Facts
psych-facts: Every human dreams. There are tons of people who can’t remember their dreams when they wake up, but they still get them Human beings spend roughly around 6 years of their lifetime dreaming Sometimes we dream outside of our REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement) Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians were the first to create a dream dictionary in 4000 B.C.E We roughly spend around 1/3 of...
ashmonsterr-mod: Today is Earth day
naknaknaknakstrider: a——follower: teamfreewill-willcarryon: voyagesofabookworm: fartgallery: if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing the amount of notes is actually kind of scary though we dont even know what the thing will be or if this guy was serious in the first place we just want to find out I guess? 200 THOUSAND MORE COME ON I WANNA SEE THE THING Yes....
have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too: 3ridan: imagine if your school got a new exchange student and you looked up at it was your favorite character [INHUMANE SCREECHING] why the hell would my school let in a dead person as an exchange student
less-than-one: Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
how about instead of those “sexy” pictures of people smoking weed and blowing smoke out of their mouth we take action shots of people spitting out food when it burns their mouth now that’s hot
Different Kinds of Readers.
The Devourer: Each book is a snack for this kind of reader--but it doesn't mean that s/he won't enjoy each book just as much.
The Lover: Books read by this kind of reader are read in hidden, stolen moments at the most unexpected times.
The Slow Dancer: Books are a treat that this kind of reader savors. Slow and steady wins this reader's race, as his/her eyes take in and taste each and every word.
The Addict: Books are a conquest to this kind of reader. S/he will buy more books than s/he can read, but s/he will ALWAYS have something to read.
The Classic: Books of the past are a gift to this reader. Prose in the style of early contemporary authors, or stories written long ago, are favorites for this reader.
The Die-Hard: Genres are a way of life for this reader. S/he finds a niche and sticks to it--veering from what s/he knows for short bursts of time.
The Advocate: This reader is a lover of books. S/he is not just a reader, but an advocate of reading--hoping that the future will contain more readers.
The Juggler: The reader that inexplicably is reading six books at any given moment.
The Zombie: This reader despises change, so will give up on new genres or even new books and just read fanfiction or other adaptions long after the fandom (and often the author too) dies. This reader is also known to re-read the original endlessly, or try to turn fellow readers to the dead fandom in order to revive it.
The Robot: In most cases one originates after a passionate reader has succumbed to far too many tragedies in fiction, turning their heart to stone, an empty shell, dust, or eroded away entirely. Whatever the cause, the reader thus consumes entirely informational works with no personalities whatsoever.
What kind of reader are you? Add on if you wish!
Things of mine that don't work right now
Printer Computer The computer I’m borrowing’s battery Phone’s battery All the computers I use at school Tablet Chrome/Google account Lamp Apparently Me/Technology is not canon
kim-jong-chill: in theory a house with slides instead of staircases seems like it would be a lot of fun but if you got in an argument with someone you’d feel like a jackass angrily sliding down a slide because it doesn’t produce the same effect as stomping up or down a staircase can you even be mad on a slide i don’t think you can