plasticbagvevo:

lameust:

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

following back  

i’m going to microwave you next


unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal


overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER



and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more




*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD


kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2


the-real-actual-doctor:

RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ON