dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 


laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)


charlesthedragon:

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

fucki m laughing so hard


heartofalifer:

the emotional levels of the AOS fandom


r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun



vevosocks:

annabellalb:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

well i think it’s amazing

im crying


scrubsfordummies:

punchy-larue:

what was this show

a miracle 


foxinu:

[x]


thetomska:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

A few hours too early.